December 16, 2009

Night after BDU’s:

After the other night in BDU’s
no one got hurt, not Saint Nick
or the nine you know who’s

The sled’s runner was all bent.
So back to the North Pole
Saint Nick had it straight sent.

It seems all the blood that flew
was some farmer’s dinner
yes… some duck he named Sue.

Saint Nick was really pissed mate
He put my kids on probation
till the youngest turned fifty eight.

I told Old Nick, listen here Bud
the next thing I know I was,
hitting the ground with a thud.

Santa shook his fist with a grudge
I smiled getting up from the ground
and said… boys get out that scud.

Copyright ©2004 Ellis William Moore


TALON said...

A duck named Sue! I love it!

This Santa has some serious attitude going on! Mind you, his sleigh was pretty damaged. :)

Now I'm yelling, "Go, Santa, go!" cuz I really don't want to see him taken down with a scud!

JamieDedes said...

A duck named Sue! Did you get that from "a boy named Sue." ??? LOL! Love it ...

You've painted a unique Santa here: a hostile not jolly old St. Nick ...

Poem on ...

Snaggle Tooth said...

Ah ha! That first part was a ruse!
Looks like old Nick showed you!
Very funny!

Lynn said...

That is pretty late in life to be on probation until - 58. :)

JamieDedes said...

No! Better not cross Santa Cross. LOL!

Maybe he didn't get to have his a.m. cuppa' joe!!??

desk49 said...

People say I have way to much time on my hands. LOL

December 17, 2010 12:47 AM

I try to show, sometimes you don’t cross old Santa Cross

He did at that but watch out for scuds.
December 17, 2010 4:07 AM

I thought it was kind of ruff too.

I’m just betting Santa Cross is glad they’re scuds. Not the best aiming system on them.

December 17, 2010 12:20 PM

Anonymous said...

Now that's a Santa I can believe in.

desk49 said...

He knows right from wrong.

Anonymous said...

That Santa's got some serious attitude :)

By the way what is, BDU's?

Note, I'm having trouble with the word verification so having to post as anonymous. Elizabeth (Elizabeth's ramblings.)

desk49 said...

And welcome back.

Arts web show said...

Ha ha, brilliant.
Make me chuckle a few times

desk49 said...