After the other night in BDU’s
no one got hurt, not Saint Nick
or the nine you know who’s
The sled’s runner was all bent.
So back to the North Pole
Saint Nick had it straight sent.
It seems all the blood that flew
was some farmer’s dinner
yes… some duck he named Sue.
Saint Nick was really pissed mate
He put my kids on probation
till the youngest turned fifty eight.
I told Old Nick, listen here Bud
the next thing I know I was,
hitting the ground with a thud.
Santa shook his fist with a grudge
I smiled getting up from the ground
and said… boys get out that scud.
Copyright ©2004 Ellis William Moore
12 comments:
A duck named Sue! I love it!
This Santa has some serious attitude going on! Mind you, his sleigh was pretty damaged. :)
Now I'm yelling, "Go, Santa, go!" cuz I really don't want to see him taken down with a scud!
A duck named Sue! Did you get that from "a boy named Sue." ??? LOL! Love it ...
You've painted a unique Santa here: a hostile not jolly old St. Nick ...
Poem on ...
Ah ha! That first part was a ruse!
Looks like old Nick showed you!
Very funny!
That is pretty late in life to be on probation until - 58. :)
No! Better not cross Santa Cross. LOL!
Maybe he didn't get to have his a.m. cuppa' joe!!??
Talon:
People say I have way to much time on my hands. LOL
December 17, 2010 12:47 AM
Jamie:
I try to show, sometimes you don’t cross old Santa Cross
Snaggle:
He did at that but watch out for scuds.
RITFLM*O
December 17, 2010 4:07 AM
Lynn:
I thought it was kind of ruff too.
Jamie:
I’m just betting Santa Cross is glad they’re scuds. Not the best aiming system on them.
December 17, 2010 12:20 PM
Now that's a Santa I can believe in.
Loon:
He knows right from wrong.
Ellis,
That Santa's got some serious attitude :)
By the way what is, BDU's?
Note, I'm having trouble with the word verification so having to post as anonymous. Elizabeth (Elizabeth's ramblings.)
Elizabeth:
Camo
And welcome back.
Ha ha, brilliant.
Make me chuckle a few times
Art:
Thanks
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