The days before Christmas in my house I
sat
The wife and kids left me, I was a drunken
mess
No money I have, no food could I steal
My meth lab broken, my bail unreal
Out the window I saw that bunch next door
New boat and cars, oh how me they ignored
Patting my gun, hell those weirdos I’ll fix
I’ll take all their money; I’ll rob them
for kicks
Out the back door I went low cross the lawn
Crawling under that boat, I was moving
along
Busting through their door we were all
quite surprised
They were green aliens with huge fiery red
eyes
The little ones started smiling with
yellow toothy grins
Oh my God, what have I went and got myself
in
My scream was heard way down the block
No I begged,
as they through me into their crock-pot
17 comments:
Yikes! And I can see the whole thing. Good one, Ellis. :)
Lynn:
supper thanks you know I like to make up a song or something like this for Christmas.
Now that's a unique holiday tale! Love it!
Yolanda:
Not sure it would meet the guide lines.
Thanks
Mmmm yummy!
You should always offer them Xmas cookies!
We have certainly eaten enough this week...
Snaggle:
Slowey cooked
just right you see
now for weeks they
can eat parts of me
***
Thanks for dropping by.
So the aliens had you for Christmas dinner? That is just rude! Thanks for visiting my own blog and writing such a fine poem. :-)
Roland:
The thanks goes
both ways
both to the
left and right
like you say
thanks for
coming to
my sight
Oh dear, being made into Christmas dinner for aliens? Not my idea of a party. Fun poem! :)
Nilanjana:
one sometimes must throw out the old for the new.
OMG, I loved every line. Hilarious.
Frigginloon:
You dropped by
many many thanks
I bet you were tasty...
Wow, what a Christmas story!
Snaggle:
Tasty now that I'd not take any bets on.
Just deserts. Or do I mean desserts.
Smiling broadly - and thank you.
Eek! Quite the Christmas cheer, desk49! Clever, clever poem as always!
Denise :-)
Elephant's:
A pickle a stew
both I was in.
Thanks for dropping by
Denise:
A warped Christmas tale so another on top I did write.
Thanks
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