July 30, 2016

Who Are You:

As a man no purse I’ll carry
No lipstick I’ll don
You’ll never have to guess
What side I sleep on

Yet with billfolds, men’s watches
And blue jeans that zip right
Will you be one of the guys
Or someday be a good wife

You walk around with your hair
Cut shorter than mine
And beat me at arm wrestling
Most of the time

If I just ask you right out
I’m a sexist to you
But if we marry will I get
A wife, or maybe two


Snaggle Tooth said...

I'm a tomboy like that too...

desk49 said...

someone I know married a woman that ended up liking woman.
Now days few know. I'm just telling everyone.
But who are you.
and no not Snaggle

Snaggle Tooth said...

Nope, not Snaggle! Poor guy- it happens.